The manuscript fragment below was recently discovered by Operation Warp Speed, the Trump administration's campaign to develop a vaccine before election day. Sources say the project had accelerated to several times the speed of light when engineers discovered they were in a time warp. The manuscript was discovered stuck to the windshield in the year 4525 CE. It was damaged during the rapid deceleration that followed as team members worked frantically to return to their present lives. It appears to tell the story of the 2020 presidential campaign, in the language of a latter-day Bible.
In the fourth year of the reign of King Donald, in the second month, the Lord sent a bug to plague the people of the earth, as a sign against the king because he did not love justice.
The prophet Woodward went to the king, and he was afraid. The king said, "You just breathe the air and that is how it is passed. It is also more deadly that even your strenuous flu. This is deadly stuff." And the prophet wrote that in his book.
Then the king went to tell the people. He stood at the gate and told them, "When it gets a little warmer it miraculously goes away. The King of China is working hard and it's going to work out fine." And the people went home and did not fear the plague.
